Riverdale’s authentic concept of loopy was that Archie Andrews was sleeping together with his instructor and Jason Blossom was very useless. 5 seasons and a cult, a number of murders, some supernatural monsters, and two lecturers randomly leaping out of the identical rattling window, something goes—so at this level, the truth that a brand new trailer heralding a long-awaited crossover is so bananas ought to be unsurprising. And but, reader. And but.
The CW has revealed a have a look at the five-part occasion, “Rivervale,” that can each kick off Riverdale’s sixth season of shenanigans and herald Kiernan Shipka’s dearly missed Sabrina Spellman, from the cancelled Netflix sequence Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Though initially the weirder of the 2 reveals on condition that it was, effectively, actually about Satanic practitioners of the darkish and violent mystical arts, Shipka’s teenage witch would possibly as effectively be probably the most regular individual in Riverdale at this level.
Cheryl Blossom—Queen of the Bees—is busy main her personal cult-slash-coven-slash-excuse-for-fabulous-robes after studying that one in every of her historic Blossom ancestors was burned on the stake in Ye Olden Riverdale, probably the most great method to leaning into spooky season possible. There are a number of ghouls and not less than one man claiming to be the Literal Satan. Betty is speaking a distressing quantity about how she needs Archie’s Child. All of that is happening after Cheryl cursed the city and likewise Hiram Lodge tried to remotely denotate a bomb and kill Archie mid-sexytimes with Betty. The wanting glass is thus far behind us that the wanting glass is a dot that govt producer Robert Aguirre-Sacasa gleefully stamped on whereas screaming “Queen of the Bees! Queen of the Bees! Queen of the Bees!”
Anyway, Sabrina’s right here to assist kind issues out. Or make it weirder, I dunno, most likely that really. Riverdale returns November 16, so you’ve gotten nearly a month to organize for no matter psychic harm it should throw at you.
Questioning the place our RSS feed went? You possibly can decide the brand new up one right here.